My Narrative - Ninja Pony

NINJA PONY

“HIYA! Take that, and that and . . . . THAT!! Oh yeah baby, defeated again, LOSERS! Ha Ha.” It was 5 past 1 in the morning and once again Pinkie Poo was sleep talking. Just like you, everybody thought that Pinkie Poo was a strange and funny name, even stranger that she was black. All black. Even stranger that her Dam and Sire are serious, all the time.  Nobody knew how the filly got the name, not even her parents. The Moo family lived in PonyVille, Mongolia, with most of the other horses and ponies.

One thing before we move on, Pinkie Poo Moo wanted to be a Ninja Pony, except, she was TERRIBLE at it. She thought that she was EXCELLENT at it. When ever she was showing off her ‘Karate moves’, everybody lied and said she was great at it because otherwise she got furious. Also she had already planned it all out, apparently, her Ninja name would be dun dun dun . . . Night Pony. Pinkie Poo was such a drama queen and if you said or did one wrong move, she would show her dark side and screech, “Watch out, Pinkie Poo Moo coming through!!”

Her Dam sent her to all of the Karate class’ there were around but she still didn’t get any better. When the family were about to give up hope, her Dam, Sire and Pinkie Poo traveled all the way to China. There were going to The Valley of Peace. Pinkie Poo, or Night Pony, was going to get lessons from the Furious Five. Pinkie Poo Moo was a MASSIVE fan of the Furious Five. This was the order she liked them in, Po, Tigress, then Viper, Monkey and Mantis were tied.

The Moo family were going to stay with Panda Family in Silver Coast. Silver Coast is an hour away from The Valley of Peace. There was Dusty the mother, Midnight the Father and Cuddles the 6 year old daughter. Cuddles wants to be a famous singer, but she's bad just like Pinkie Poo and her Karate. The Panda family lived in a town with lots of pandas, just PonyVille. Their town was surrounded by hills and not far away was a beach. When the Moo family arrived, Cuddles was outside playing with her FAVOURITE figures. The Night Panda. Her fav band. Ever. The horses had walked to the house. Cuddles gave them a warm greeting and took them inside.

The next day was going to be Pinkie Poo’s first lesson. Her Dam walked her back to The Valley of Peace. For Pinkie Poo’s Dam, it was a very loooooooooong trip because apparently Pinkie Poo needed to ‘transform’ into Night Pony. To ‘transform’ into Night Pony you had to do slow mo Karate moves all the way to The Valley of Peace while going “HAAAAAAA, YAAAAA WHOOOOAAAA” also in slow mo. When they were FINALLY there, Tigress, Monkey, Crane, Mantis and Viper were waiting for them at the bottom of the 108 stairs. They talked to them while they stumbled up the stairs. They also told them that Po didn’t want to come down because he hates walking back up them. The first lesson was complete. Night Ponies Dam had gone back to Silver Coast because Night Pony was going to stay with the Furious Five and Po.

The Moo Family decided to buy a house in Silver Coast because out of the blue Pinkie Poo was now apart of the Furious 5! (Although now they have to change it to the Furious 7 because Po also joined).  Pinkie Poo is now called  Night Pony and only just made it into the Furious 5, she is still a drama queen and still is stupid sometimes. It turned out that she had to learn Kung Fu to get into the Furious 5. She now always plodded around the house when she was bored screeching “ Now I’m Kung Fu Fighting, Ha Hi Ya and I’m as fast as lightning, Ha Hi Ya, although it's a little bit frightning, Ha Hi Ya” You want some lessons?” Cuddles always asked.  It's a good thing she is in the Furious 7 now because she still gets FURIOUS. Cuddles turned out to be quite good at her singing dream, Dusty and Midnight are very proud of her just like Night Ponies Dam and Sire. “HIYA, CHA, YAA!!” “OHHHH, I think that's the Furious 5 training!” (It was actually just her tripping and falling over the training equipment).

The End